"I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S IN THE WORLD!!!" - Kevin, who is correct, and not the only one who's in the world

"i wish i had shoes on...my feet are so dirty now, oh no! OH NO oh no oh no, no, no, NO, NO, NO, NO"

"i don't understand why all these women have long hair...it's so hot, it's so hot, it's so hot" in reference to the women on the television