on DC food

"You didn't put it in all the way! You're such a tease!" -Kevin

"...that's what she said." -Kristin

"OH THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE SAID!" -Kevin

"My twitter name is KevKevRed. KevKev because I like the nickname KevKev and Red because I like Red Velvet Cake"

"i'd fuck ash ketchum. whatever." - k.p., anime enthusiast

"TSSSSS. TSSSSSSSS. it's like i'm a gay sprinkler!!" - k.p., gay sprinkler

"I had a marathon with Jesus today"

"I have all that in my head, ya little bitch"

"How does that work?" - JY

"Sucking balls? I don't know, doesn't that have a name? Umm... tea bags?" - KP

"Tea-bagging? That's not sucking, that's when they put them on your face" - JY

"Ohhhh. Well I've been disillusioned." - KP, who had high hopes for tea bags.

"Ass Bitches."

"all white shoes remind me of tic tacs.

WHAT THE FUCK EVER.

i'm cool, shut the fuck up"