"i'd fuck ash ketchum. whatever." - k.p., anime enthusiast

"TSSSSS. TSSSSSSSS. it's like i'm a gay sprinkler!!" - k.p., gay sprinkler

"I had a marathon with Jesus today"

"I have all that in my head, ya little bitch"

"How does that work?" - JY

"Sucking balls? I don't know, doesn't that have a name? Umm... tea bags?" - KP

"Tea-bagging? That's not sucking, that's when they put them on your face" - JY

"Ohhhh. Well I've been disillusioned." - KP, who had high hopes for tea bags.

"Ass Bitches."

"all white shoes remind me of tic tacs.

WHAT THE FUCK EVER.

i'm cool, shut the fuck up"

"I like to study when my birthday is in session... shut up, I couldn't think of anything on the spot" - Kevin, who clearly has the best birthday sessions