2/28/10 -

"Why is it when you say 'Don't touch me!', I'm not allowed to touch you, but when I say 'Don't touch me!', it's okay for you to weasel your way on to me?" - Akari

"Because you're a woman, and you're weak" - Kevin, misogynist

2/28/2010

"I'm still waiting" - K.P.

"Yeah, well, I'm still waiting to fuck you in the ass!"

"WELL I'M WAITING TO TAKE IT!" - K.P., under-sexed and over-worked

2/27/10 - "The cacophony of my body is yearning for stale donuts" - Kevin, master of words and champion eater

2/27/10 - "i am the meat between you guys. BEEEEEEFY. just wanted to put that out there."

(in reference to nicknames for breasts): "chest cupcakes!"